What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:46
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??